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Contributed by : Kimbeelk
"He's going to die his hair blue and we'll be Fire and Ice."
"We wear spandex sometimes under our clothes, because we do a lot of heavy dancing and... um.. uhh, nevermind."
"No I never skinny dip, but if I had a pool of Jello, I might have too."
"I want you back is like, I'm a jerk, I'm a retard, and I'm really sorry."
"Don't make me look like an ass okay?"
"Like a Stunt-Double, it's a Dance-Double!"
"Lance uses us like wild dogs...he holds us by the leash and waits for us to sniff people out and then he goes and meets them himself."
"Yea, Yea, Yea, I'm gonna pee my pants."
"No, I never think about sex..." -Joey (with snickering in backround)
Contributed by: Kimbeelk
"You can embarrass us by having Joey come out on stage."
"We don't sing. We just lip sync"
"I think I pulled something in my ass"
"Do you mind if we vent a little? We have issues."
"Seriously, we need some help."
"Women are right, men are wrong, the end."
"When i grow up... I'ma have a house like this!"
"Now everybody throw a vegetable at your favorite host"
"I just closed my eyes--and I let go of the ball-- and it went in"
"Today we are learnng about our vi-d-eo(doing finger quotes)and in our vi-d-eo(doing finger quotes)we have a concept of being in a toy store. Isn't that right mini-me(asking his little puppet while Justin is the puppeteer) Very good mini-me"
"You hit me, swear to god, I'll be up over this here dash boards so quick" "This is gonna be rough, he's younger than me, this is gonna hurt, tomorrow, I'm gonna be achin'"
"Their painting a beard on Wade cuz he's only 12 and he can't grow a real one"
"Can you see me past JC's hair? I just wanna know." "I'm over here, yoo-whoo."
"Alright sir, would you please pull over. Your hairstyle is out of date"
"I'm just glad I grew into my ears, I think. When I was little, I could catch a breeze and I'd be gone!"
"Joey, definitely. Once he starts, he just goes rambling on and on. He doesn't even take a breath, and you find yourself trying to breathe for him."
"Does your momma let you walk around like that? Lookin' Ghetto fabulous."
"My balls are in my stomach."
"It's like, you're running through a forest, running through a forest, running through a forest and BOOM! you hit a tree"
"People who run humor sites rag on JC and Justin the most. That's justice."
"Not on my bed! Go on Lance's! Lord knows nothin's happening on there."
"My mother claims that JC's her son when she points us out to her friends!"
"Oh, yeah, like have you ever seen someone who's been dropped on their face onto concrete? That's what his girlfriends look like!" about Joey
"So in other words Lance has the sexy voice and we have each other."
"Did you ever feel like you were being watched by flesh eating monkies from outer space?"
"P.S.A. is public show of affecting. That was easy."
"If my foot didn't hurt like a b i t c h, oh, excuse my language..."
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